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Curious about the guy behind all this? Well, you found him. Here's everything there is to know about the creator of this site (or what little he's willing to divulge).
Age: Unknown (ate his birth records while teething) Race: of The People Sex: Male Height: About up to there (holds hand to top of head) Weight: With or without tail? Marital status: Yep Former Occupation: Tailor Current Occupation: Fighter Time in lands: Originally exiled in wave 16, but was granted pardon (lands were too small for population) and returned home. Returned to the lands in wave 35 in disguise but, alas, was exiled for good in wave 38. Reason for exile: Mutters something about the Emperor's underwear and a lost needle... Other: Doesn't miss his relatives but he sure misses his chair. You know how they get after they're broken in just right? Yeah. Sure miss that chair. |